«юмор»
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All HHR.ONE stories tagged «юмор». TBrein — Harry/Hermione original universe.
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В Глухих Буераках прошло полгода. Дашенька уверенно сидит на овчинном тулупчике. Беллатриса ходит по деревне как готическая мадонна. Володя ведёт «Журнал предродового мониторинга». Снейп всё чаще задерживается на пороге у одной молчаливой травницы. Кажется, всё устоялось. Но за околицей уже появилась незнакомая машина. Пятая часть цикла — о том, что у корней есть цена. Глухие Буераки: Корни глубокие
В Глухих Буераках прошло полгода. Дашенька уверенно сидит на овчинном тулупчике. Беллатриса ходит по деревне как готическая мадонна. Володя ведёт «Журнал предродового мониторинга». Снейп всё чаще задерживается на пороге у одной молчаливой травницы. Кажется, всё устоялось. Но за околицей уже появилась незнакомая машина. Пятая часть цикла — о том, что у корней есть цена.
Readers: 20
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Добрый, заботливый, умный — Гарри Поттер кажется идеальным мужем для Гермионы. Но её отец Алан Грейнджер уверен: худшего зятя и представить нельзя. Пока молодожёны гостят у родителей, покой семьи нарушает одна-единственная вещь — люстра над обеденным столом. Chandelier
Добрый, заботливый, умный — Гарри Поттер кажется идеальным мужем для Гермионы. Но её отец Алан Грейнджер уверен: худшего зятя и представить нельзя. Пока молодожёны гостят у родителей, покой семьи нарушает одна-единственная вещь — люстра над обеденным столом.
Readers: 12
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Thirteen miniatures by Amethyst about Harry and Hermione — from November 2003, starting with a three-minute ficlet about a broomstick flight, through to August 2007, when the author left the fandom. Sketches, conversations, quarrels and quiet confessions in the Gryffindor common room, in the corridors after Hogwarts, and in Hogsmeade. Each story runs roughly a thousand to two thousand words; the mood shifts from pure fluff to angst to comedy. Every chapter stands on its own and can be read in any order; a header with the rating and a link to the original opens each story. Amethyst: Pumpkin Pie Miniatures I
Thirteen miniatures by Amethyst about Harry and Hermione — from November 2003, starting with a three-minute ficlet about a broomstick flight, through to August 2007, when the author left the fandom. Sketches, conversations, quarrels and quiet confessions in the Gryffindor common room, in the corridors after Hogwarts, and in Hogsmeade. Each story runs roughly a thousand to two thousand words; the mood shifts from pure fluff to angst to comedy. Every chapter stands on its own and can be read in any order; a header with the rating and a link to the original opens each story.
Readers: 10
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Tired of everyone's constant attention and expectations, Ron Weasley decides to play dumb to dodge trouble. His scheme works perfectly — until Molly starts dropping pointed hints about a romance with Hermione. With that nowhere in his plans, Ron cooks up a cunning workaround: he pretends to agree with his mother while secretly trying to bring Harry and Hermione together. Following his plan, Ron tumbles into one absurd, comic situation after another, balancing his mother's expectations against his true intentions. His bumbling attempts at playing Cupid lead to unexpected results — and reveal the real depth of his cunning and resourcefulness. Ron: Playing in the Shadows
Tired of everyone's constant attention and expectations, Ron Weasley decides to play dumb to dodge trouble. His scheme works perfectly — until Molly starts dropping pointed hints about a romance with Hermione. With that nowhere in his plans, Ron cooks up a cunning workaround: he pretends to agree with his mother while secretly trying to bring Harry and Hermione together. Following his plan, Ron tumbles into one absurd, comic situation after another, balancing his mother's expectations against his true intentions. His bumbling attempts at playing Cupid lead to unexpected results — and reveal the real depth of his cunning and resourcefulness.
Readers: 8
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What happens when the snarkiest professor at Hogwarts accidentally turns into a matchmaker? Severus Snape simply wanted to humiliate Harry Potter one more time and torment the insufferable know-it-all Granger. But every detention, every cutting remark, and every botched potion somehow keeps pushing the two of them… closer together! Brace yourself for a cascade of absurd coincidences, awkward flirting, and very strange romance, conducted against his will by a Potions Master who wants nothing more than for all of them to sink through the floor. And even he has no idea what part this ridiculous "love" will come to play in the Greater Game… Snape, the Reluctant Cupid
What happens when the snarkiest professor at Hogwarts accidentally turns into a matchmaker? Severus Snape simply wanted to humiliate Harry Potter one more time and torment the insufferable know-it-all Granger. But every detention, every cutting remark, and every botched potion somehow keeps pushing the two of them… closer together! Brace yourself for a cascade of absurd coincidences, awkward flirting, and very strange romance, conducted against his will by a Potions Master who wants nothing more than for all of them to sink through the floor. And even he has no idea what part this ridiculous "love" will come to play in the Greater Game…
Readers: 5
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What do you do when you're Draco Malfoy, but your life has turned into a Muggle sitcom? The war is over, the Dark Lord is defeated, but for Draco the real hell is only beginning. The family fortune is confiscated, the reputation is in ruins, and his father counts every Knut, economising even on food. Ahead lies the eighth year at Hogwarts, where Draco has to survive with no money, no servants and no respect. But the worst part is watching the unbearably happy "Golden Couple", Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, who have everything Draco dreams of: fame, fortune and love. Can the former aristocrat reclaim his greatness using dodgy business schemes, cheap love potions and advice from expired books? Or has the universe firmly decided to prove that everybody hates Draco? Everybody Hates Draco
What do you do when you're Draco Malfoy, but your life has turned into a Muggle sitcom? The war is over, the Dark Lord is defeated, but for Draco the real hell is only beginning. The family fortune is confiscated, the reputation is in ruins, and his father counts every Knut, economising even on food. Ahead lies the eighth year at Hogwarts, where Draco has to survive with no money, no servants and no respect. But the worst part is watching the unbearably happy "Golden Couple", Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, who have everything Draco dreams of: fame, fortune and love. Can the former aristocrat reclaim his greatness using dodgy business schemes, cheap love potions and advice from expired books? Or has the universe firmly decided to prove that everybody hates Draco?
Readers: 4
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In an attempt to lure out Harry Potter, the Dark Lord orders the entire Weasley family captured. But, respecting their pureblood lineage, he forbids throwing them in the dungeons and commands that they be housed as «dear guests» in Malfoy Manor. For Lucius, true hell begins: his home turns into a farce, his peacocks into dinner, and his ancient artefacts into Muggle toys. And worst of all — the Lord, it seems, is rather enjoying it. Chronicles of the Fall of House Malfoy
In an attempt to lure out Harry Potter, the Dark Lord orders the entire Weasley family captured. But, respecting their pureblood lineage, he forbids throwing them in the dungeons and commands that they be housed as «dear guests» in Malfoy Manor. For Lucius, true hell begins: his home turns into a farce, his peacocks into dinner, and his ancient artefacts into Muggle toys. And worst of all — the Lord, it seems, is rather enjoying it.
Readers: 4
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October 1998, eighth year. Luna Lovegood picks up a paradox alarm, finds a phial on her desk she has no memory of brewing, and a note in her own careful hand. A few hours and one turn of the time-turner later she has to explain to Harry Potter why the last two years of his life were somebody else's work — and why the only honest potion in this story doesn't create love but simply reveals it. A light, talky comedy about a time loop in which everything has already happened: all that's left is not to get in its way. Cause and Effect
October 1998, eighth year. Luna Lovegood picks up a paradox alarm, finds a phial on her desk she has no memory of brewing, and a note in her own careful hand. A few hours and one turn of the time-turner later she has to explain to Harry Potter why the last two years of his life were somebody else's work — and why the only honest potion in this story doesn't create love but simply reveals it. A light, talky comedy about a time loop in which everything has already happened: all that's left is not to get in its way.
Readers: 7
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What if the world of Harry Potter were nothing but a game? A hyper-realistic MMORPG in closed alpha testing. And you're one of its developers, accidentally stranded inside it. At first it seems like paradise: cheat codes, boundless power, the freedom to reshape the world however you please. But every game has an owner. And when you get too caught up in editing someone else's code, be ready for the day ROOT_ADMIN comes looking for you. And he'll have his own plans for your account. Hogwarts: Administrator Privileges
What if the world of Harry Potter were nothing but a game? A hyper-realistic MMORPG in closed alpha testing. And you're one of its developers, accidentally stranded inside it. At first it seems like paradise: cheat codes, boundless power, the freedom to reshape the world however you please. But every game has an owner. And when you get too caught up in editing someone else's code, be ready for the day ROOT_ADMIN comes looking for you. And he'll have his own plans for your account.
Readers: 4
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They saved the world but nearly lost themselves in the grey of routine. Tired of the daily grind, Harry and Hermione decide to remember what it feels like to live on the edge. Their wedding anniversary becomes a marathon of forbidden pleasures where adrenaline is the best aphrodisiac. Caution: very hot and just a little bit illegal. Dangerous Pleasures
They saved the world but nearly lost themselves in the grey of routine. Tired of the daily grind, Harry and Hermione decide to remember what it feels like to live on the edge. Their wedding anniversary becomes a marathon of forbidden pleasures where adrenaline is the best aphrodisiac. Caution: very hot and just a little bit illegal.
Readers: 9
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What happens when a cynical crisis manager from our world — for whom «love» is an inefficient waste of resources and «friendship» a dubious asset — ends up in the body of a Hufflepuff? Right: he starts «optimizing» Hogwarts. His new project is Harry Potter, a prime asset with zero understanding of KPIs. The goal — to forge the «Brain» and the «Icon» into an efficient alliance with high ROI. He never suspected that his corporate jargon and Gantt charts would become the best matchmaking in the world. Project "Potter", or KPI for the Chosen One
What happens when a cynical crisis manager from our world — for whom «love» is an inefficient waste of resources and «friendship» a dubious asset — ends up in the body of a Hufflepuff? Right: he starts «optimizing» Hogwarts. His new project is Harry Potter, a prime asset with zero understanding of KPIs. The goal — to forge the «Brain» and the «Icon» into an efficient alliance with high ROI. He never suspected that his corporate jargon and Gantt charts would become the best matchmaking in the world.
Readers: 6
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What happens if a hungry, exhausted Ron Weasley accidentally hands Professor Snape a detailed recipe for roast chicken instead of his potions essay? Catastrophe? Expulsion? Or… something else entirely? An Essay for Snape
What happens if a hungry, exhausted Ron Weasley accidentally hands Professor Snape a detailed recipe for roast chicken instead of his potions essay? Catastrophe? Expulsion? Or… something else entirely?
Readers: 8
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She didn't turn evil. She turned radically efficient. Worn down by injustice and hollow words, Hermione Granger takes matters into her own hands: a Taboo on slurs, immortality through the desecration of great books, and one global spell that changes society forever. She meant well. It turned out... the way it always does — but on an industrial scale. And now her name is one people are afraid to say aloud. The One Who Freed the Elves
She didn't turn evil. She turned radically efficient. Worn down by injustice and hollow words, Hermione Granger takes matters into her own hands: a Taboo on slurs, immortality through the desecration of great books, and one global spell that changes society forever. She meant well. It turned out... the way it always does — but on an industrial scale. And now her name is one people are afraid to say aloud.
Readers: 9
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Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries lays bare the secrets of the department itself. Sphere of Influence
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries lays bare the secrets of the department itself.
Readers: 8
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The war is over, the Dark Lord has fallen, and the Ministry's coffers are empty. As part of a «budget optimisation» programme, Kingsley Shacklebolt makes an executive decision: scrap the single cells in Azkaban. Draco Malfoy, who had been dreaming of a beautiful, tragic solitude, ends up in cell No. 394-B. His neighbours are the elite of the Death Eaters: a perpetually sleeping Lestrange, Rookwood who counts the cracks in the wall, and Antonin Dolokhov, who out of sheer boredom has founded an «Intellectual Club». Now, to earn a piece of bread or the right to sleep, Draco will have to play their games. Here the currency is a well-aimed joke, and survival depends on the ability to solve a riddle about guts, conscience and Dementors. Cell No. 394-B
The war is over, the Dark Lord has fallen, and the Ministry's coffers are empty. As part of a «budget optimisation» programme, Kingsley Shacklebolt makes an executive decision: scrap the single cells in Azkaban. Draco Malfoy, who had been dreaming of a beautiful, tragic solitude, ends up in cell No. 394-B. His neighbours are the elite of the Death Eaters: a perpetually sleeping Lestrange, Rookwood who counts the cracks in the wall, and Antonin Dolokhov, who out of sheer boredom has founded an «Intellectual Club». Now, to earn a piece of bread or the right to sleep, Draco will have to play their games. Here the currency is a well-aimed joke, and survival depends on the ability to solve a riddle about guts, conscience and Dementors.
Readers: 11
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The summer after fifth year becomes unbearable for Harry. Sirius's death and life at the Dursleys' threaten to shatter what's left of his sanity and his control over his magic. To keep his mind intact while still satisfying Dumbledore's demands about the blood protection, Harry and Hermione find the perfect legal and magical loophole. They transform the hated cupboard under the stairs into a luxurious flat with its own private entrance, where the Dursleys' rules no longer reach. A Suite Under the Stairs
The summer after fifth year becomes unbearable for Harry. Sirius's death and life at the Dursleys' threaten to shatter what's left of his sanity and his control over his magic. To keep his mind intact while still satisfying Dumbledore's demands about the blood protection, Harry and Hermione find the perfect legal and magical loophole. They transform the hated cupboard under the stairs into a luxurious flat with its own private entrance, where the Dursleys' rules no longer reach.
Readers: 9
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Sixth year has turned into a cheap soap opera. Ron is busy with Lavender, Hermione cries in empty classrooms, and Harry feels like a viewer who has lost the remote. In a fit of desperation — and an irresistible urge to see his best friend smile again — Harry decides to spend his prize: a tiny vial of Felix Felicis. He hoped the luck would let him fix everything, but he never foresaw midnight rounds with Filch, the solving of impossible equations, or the potion wearing off at the most inconvenient moment imaginable. A story about how true happiness needs no «liquid luck» — it's enough to simply be yourself. Even if you smell of pumpkin juice. A Potion of Luck
Sixth year has turned into a cheap soap opera. Ron is busy with Lavender, Hermione cries in empty classrooms, and Harry feels like a viewer who has lost the remote. In a fit of desperation — and an irresistible urge to see his best friend smile again — Harry decides to spend his prize: a tiny vial of Felix Felicis. He hoped the luck would let him fix everything, but he never foresaw midnight rounds with Filch, the solving of impossible equations, or the potion wearing off at the most inconvenient moment imaginable. A story about how true happiness needs no «liquid luck» — it's enough to simply be yourself. Even if you smell of pumpkin juice.
Readers: 7
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If Harry Potter were offered a choice — face the Hungarian Horntail one more time or open the Yule Ball with a dance — he'd pick the dragon. A dragon makes sense; a waltz is ancient torture invented to humiliate Gryffindors. But McGonagall won't budge, and Harry has only one option left: ask for help from the one person who knows everything. Even if those dance lessons in an empty classroom turn their friendship on its head. Scarier Than a Dragon
If Harry Potter were offered a choice — face the Hungarian Horntail one more time or open the Yule Ball with a dance — he'd pick the dragon. A dragon makes sense; a waltz is ancient torture invented to humiliate Gryffindors. But McGonagall won't budge, and Harry has only one option left: ask for help from the one person who knows everything. Even if those dance lessons in an empty classroom turn their friendship on its head.
Readers: 7
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While making a birthday cake for Ron, Hermione accidentally sits on it and leaves a rather indecent imprint. Magic helps disguise the damage, but the pent-up passion finds its outlet the moment the guests have gone. Dessert for the Winner
While making a birthday cake for Ron, Hermione accidentally sits on it and leaves a rather indecent imprint. Magic helps disguise the damage, but the pent-up passion finds its outlet the moment the guests have gone.
Readers: 10
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April 2006. Harry reads the wrong rune aloud — and the Potters find themselves in Mordor, face to face with the Eye of Sauron. The way home is being prepared, but someone has to distract the all-seeing gaze. Hermione has a plan. A very unconventional plan. The Eye and the Orgasm
April 2006. Harry reads the wrong rune aloud — and the Potters find themselves in Mordor, face to face with the Eye of Sauron. The way home is being prepared, but someone has to distract the all-seeing gaze. Hermione has a plan. A very unconventional plan.
Readers: 8
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The war is over, yet for Auror Harry Potter peacetime still feels like someone else's life. When the Ministry asks him to trade his battle robes for a Santa suit to bring Christmas to the children of Hogwarts, he's ready to flee the most ridiculous mission of his career. But not even the Chosen One can hold out against Hermione Granger, who promptly names herself his "head Christmas elf." Forced to spend every hour together — choosing gifts, rehearsing their "ho-ho-ho" — Harry and Hermione discover that the most important magic is the kind that kindles between two hearts on the eve of Christmas. Operation 'Ho-Ho-Ho'
The war is over, yet for Auror Harry Potter peacetime still feels like someone else's life. When the Ministry asks him to trade his battle robes for a Santa suit to bring Christmas to the children of Hogwarts, he's ready to flee the most ridiculous mission of his career. But not even the Chosen One can hold out against Hermione Granger, who promptly names herself his "head Christmas elf." Forced to spend every hour together — choosing gifts, rehearsing their "ho-ho-ho" — Harry and Hermione discover that the most important magic is the kind that kindles between two hearts on the eve of Christmas.
Readers: 7
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What do you do when the dullest day at Hogwarts turns into a public humiliation? Harry and Hermione find an answer to their own peril when an attempt to uncover an old castle secret turns them into the heroes of a ridiculous operatic ballad. While Ron spreads rumours of a deadly curse, they have to find a way to shut up before they sing themselves into real trouble — and perhaps realise that some songs are better lived out than sung. The Ballad of Harry and Hermione, or the Curse of Barnabas the Bewildered
What do you do when the dullest day at Hogwarts turns into a public humiliation? Harry and Hermione find an answer to their own peril when an attempt to uncover an old castle secret turns them into the heroes of a ridiculous operatic ballad. While Ron spreads rumours of a deadly curse, they have to find a way to shut up before they sing themselves into real trouble — and perhaps realise that some songs are better lived out than sung.
Readers: 5
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While Harry Potter was saving the world and Hermione Granger was rewriting its laws, Ron Weasley discovered YouTube. Determined to prove to Muggles that wizards can... do something too, he launches his own channel. Now toasters explode, IKEA furniture collapses into rubble, and millions of subscribers adore the "Russian comedian with genius special effects." Harry and Hermione can only watch in horror as their best friend accidentally becomes a worldwide celebrity, breaking every conceivable and inconceivable law along the way. Ron Weasley and the Curse of the Algorithms
While Harry Potter was saving the world and Hermione Granger was rewriting its laws, Ron Weasley discovered YouTube. Determined to prove to Muggles that wizards can... do something too, he launches his own channel. Now toasters explode, IKEA furniture collapses into rubble, and millions of subscribers adore the "Russian comedian with genius special effects." Harry and Hermione can only watch in horror as their best friend accidentally becomes a worldwide celebrity, breaking every conceivable and inconceivable law along the way.
Readers: 9
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A light, breezy little piece in which Hermione dismantles one of the most irritating clichés of Harry Potter fanfiction. Featuring: thoroughly mistaken Ron and Ginny. Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad
A light, breezy little piece in which Hermione dismantles one of the most irritating clichés of Harry Potter fanfiction. Featuring: thoroughly mistaken Ron and Ginny.
Readers: 10
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As it turns out, Ron is no cowardly hanger-on but a dangerous lunatic loosed upon an unsuspecting public — one that, after more than a decade of the Weasley family's madness, is rather used to it by now. Harry Potter is about to find out. Weasleys of the Corn
As it turns out, Ron is no cowardly hanger-on but a dangerous lunatic loosed upon an unsuspecting public — one that, after more than a decade of the Weasley family's madness, is rather used to it by now. Harry Potter is about to find out.
Readers: 7
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When all three rivals die before the Third Task, Harry decides to bring an unusual approach to a dangerous situation — caution. It also lets him take revenge on everyone at once. Besides, he really does need to finish that Potions essay. Haridan the Cautious
When all three rivals die before the Third Task, Harry decides to bring an unusual approach to a dangerous situation — caution. It also lets him take revenge on everyone at once. Besides, he really does need to finish that Potions essay.
Readers: 7
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Harry hated Tuesdays. And once Hermione dropped her Time-Turner and the two of them ended up trapped in the very same day, he hated them especially. To break the loop, they have to live this Tuesday all the way through. And, it seems, only now will they truly see each other for the first time. The Time Loop
Harry hated Tuesdays. And once Hermione dropped her Time-Turner and the two of them ended up trapped in the very same day, he hated them especially. To break the loop, they have to live this Tuesday all the way through. And, it seems, only now will they truly see each other for the first time.
Readers: 10
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Ginny is fed up with Harry and Hermione's closeness. A confrontation is unavoidable. Pure Harmony, just as it should be. Not for Ginny Weasley fans! Confrontations in the Common Room
Ginny is fed up with Harry and Hermione's closeness. A confrontation is unavoidable. Pure Harmony, just as it should be. Not for Ginny Weasley fans!
Readers: 10
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This is the speech that, in my opinion, should have been given at Ron and Hermione's wedding. The ending is Harmony. Not for fans of the Weasley family! The Father of the Bride's Speech
This is the speech that, in my opinion, should have been given at Ron and Hermione's wedding. The ending is Harmony. Not for fans of the Weasley family!
Readers: 11
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Harry tries to explain to his and Hermione's five-year-old daughter Lily what sex is, when she starts asking questions. Curiosity Killed the Cat
Harry tries to explain to his and Hermione's five-year-old daughter Lily what sex is, when she starts asking questions.
Readers: 10
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They say animals can sense good people. Crookshanks, Hermione's cat, senses something greater — perfect unions. Watching Ron's clumsy attempts to win his mistress, he sees only falseness and imbalance. But when Harry is near her, the world fills with harmony. One coincidence, a second, a third... Perhaps these aren't coincidences at all, but a carefully planned operation by the craftiest matchmaker in Hogwarts history? The Path to Harmony
They say animals can sense good people. Crookshanks, Hermione's cat, senses something greater — perfect unions. Watching Ron's clumsy attempts to win his mistress, he sees only falseness and imbalance. But when Harry is near her, the world fills with harmony. One coincidence, a second, a third... Perhaps these aren't coincidences at all, but a carefully planned operation by the craftiest matchmaker in Hogwarts history?
Readers: 7
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Гарри Поттер страдает от таинственного недуга, который не поддаётся стандартным целительским чарам. К счастью, Гермиона Грейнджер находит в древнем фолианте описание единственного лекарства — крайне специфической и интимной процедуры. Вот только настоящая болезнь Гарри — это вовсе не магия, а его собственная слепота. Лекарство для Поттера
Гарри Поттер страдает от таинственного недуга, который не поддаётся стандартным целительским чарам. К счастью, Гермиона Грейнджер находит в древнем фолианте описание единственного лекарства — крайне специфической и интимной процедуры. Вот только настоящая болезнь Гарри — это вовсе не магия, а его собственная слепота.
Readers: 12
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Шестой курс, поздний вечер в гостиной Гриффиндора. Гермиона вымотана эссе, уязвлена воркованием Рона с Лавандой и доведена до точки чужими сплетнями. Когда Ромильда Вейн в очередной раз проходится по поводу того, что «Избранный целоваться не умеет», у отличницы прорывается плотина — и она решает опровергнуть голословное утверждение единственным доступным способом: эмпирически. Беда в том, что контрпример, выставленный на всеобщее обозрение, опровергает совсем не ту гипотезу. Лёгкая романтическая комедия о сорвавшемся эксперименте, уязвлённой гордости и о том, как трудно бывает заметить очевидное, когда оно стоит рядом уже пять лет. Look at this!
Шестой курс, поздний вечер в гостиной Гриффиндора. Гермиона вымотана эссе, уязвлена воркованием Рона с Лавандой и доведена до точки чужими сплетнями. Когда Ромильда Вейн в очередной раз проходится по поводу того, что «Избранный целоваться не умеет», у отличницы прорывается плотина — и она решает опровергнуть голословное утверждение единственным доступным способом: эмпирически. Беда в том, что контрпример, выставленный на всеобщее обозрение, опровергает совсем не ту гипотезу. Лёгкая романтическая комедия о сорвавшемся эксперименте, уязвлённой гордости и о том, как трудно бывает заметить очевидное, когда оно стоит рядом уже пять лет.
Readers: 17
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Они устали быть героями и злодеями. Гарри, Гермиона, Волдеморт, Снейп — все они искали покой, но нашли его в самом неожиданном месте на Земле. В деревне Глухие Буераки, где уважение завоёвывают не магией, а умением топить баню, а самый страшный враг — не Тёмный Лорд, а колорадский жук. История о том, как злейшие враги становятся соседями, а возможно, даже семьёй. Володя 2, или Тихая заводь Тёмного Лорда
Они устали быть героями и злодеями. Гарри, Гермиона, Волдеморт, Снейп — все они искали покой, но нашли его в самом неожиданном месте на Земле. В деревне Глухие Буераки, где уважение завоёвывают не магией, а умением топить баню, а самый страшный враг — не Тёмный Лорд, а колорадский жук. История о том, как злейшие враги становятся соседями, а возможно, даже семьёй.
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