«романтическая комедия»

Tired of everyone's constant attention and expectations, Ron Weasley decides to play dumb to dodge trouble. His scheme works perfectly — until Molly starts dropping pointed hints about a romance with Hermione. With that nowhere in his plans, Ron cooks up a cunning workaround: he pretends to agree with his mother while secretly trying to bring Harry and Hermione together. Following his plan, Ron tumbles into one absurd, comic situation after another, balancing his mother's expectations against his true intentions. His bumbling attempts at playing Cupid lead to unexpected results — and reveal the real depth of his cunning and resourcefulness.

What happens when the snarkiest professor at Hogwarts accidentally turns into a matchmaker? Severus Snape simply wanted to humiliate Harry Potter one more time and torment the insufferable know-it-all Granger. But every detention, every cutting remark, and every botched potion somehow keeps pushing the two of them… closer together! Brace yourself for a cascade of absurd coincidences, awkward flirting, and very strange romance, conducted against his will by a Potions Master who wants nothing more than for all of them to sink through the floor. And even he has no idea what part this ridiculous "love" will come to play in the Greater Game…

Шестой курс, поздний вечер в гостиной Гриффиндора. Гермиона вымотана эссе, уязвлена воркованием Рона с Лавандой и доведена до точки чужими сплетнями. Когда Ромильда Вейн в очередной раз проходится по поводу того, что «Избранный целоваться не умеет», у отличницы прорывается плотина — и она решает опровергнуть голословное утверждение единственным доступным способом: эмпирически. Беда в том, что контрпример, выставленный на всеобщее обозрение, опровергает совсем не ту гипотезу. Лёгкая романтическая комедия о сорвавшемся эксперименте, уязвлённой гордости и о том, как трудно бывает заметить очевидное, когда оно стоит рядом уже пять лет.