«Постхог»
All HHR.ONE stories tagged «Постхог». TBrein — Harry/Hermione original universe.
Cell No. 394-B
The Ministry «optimised» its budget and abolished solitary confinement in Azkaban — so Draco Malfoy, who dreamed of a noble, tragic solitude, lands in a cell with three Death Eaters, where the only currency is a good joke and the right to sleep or eat a crust of bread must be won at riddles.
By Candlelight
The boy she had spent years protecting is gone — and on a rainy evening a man stands at her door with a single red rose and a look that stops her heart.
Heirs of the Void
Five years after the victory, someone is methodically executing the surviving Death Eaters, leaving behind nothing but the mark of a withered flower — and the hunt by Head Auror Harry and his right hand Hermione for the faceless avenger will lead them somewhere they were afraid to look.
Riddick
The very people he was born to protect threw Harry Potter into Azkaban — but what walks out of that frozen cell is no longer the Chosen One. It's something far darker, colder and more dangerous, and it has a long list of people to pay a visit.
The Eye and the Orgasm
Harry carelessly reads the wrong rune, and the Potters land in Mordor, right under the gaze of the Eye of Sauron. Hermione has a plan to save two worlds — a wildly unconventional, utterly reckless and, it seems, brilliant one.
Operation 'Ho-Ho-Ho'
To give the children of Hogwarts back the wonder the war stole from them, the Ministry stuffs Harry into Santa's red coat, and Hermione appoints herself his "head Christmas elf" — and somewhere between budget rows and rehearsed "ho-ho-ho"s, the two of them discover the most important gift was waiting for them all along.
Ron Weasley and the Curse of the Algorithms
While Harry chases dark wizards and Hermione rewrites the law, Ron Weasley «tests» a Muggle toaster on camera — and wakes up a global YouTube star whom millions take for a brilliant Russian comedian with great special effects.
Accio Orgasm
Rain on the windows, his old T-shirt on her, and a tome on runic potions she'll never finish reading: five years after the war, their magic still sparks even in the quiet — sometimes quite literally.
What the Water Washed Away
The war is won but peace is nowhere to be found: after a brutal fight with Ron, Hermione retreats to the Black Lake to wash the humiliation away — and a single accidental glance in the dusk changes forever the way Harry sees her.
The Gift That Changed Everything
For Harry's eighteenth birthday, Hermione prepares a gift that can't be wrapped: in the candlelit library at Grimmauld Place, she finally decides to erase the last line between friendship and the thing they were both too afraid to want out loud.
February 23rd
Hermione throws the war hero a Muggle holiday with a single rule: tonight he lays down his weapons, and she takes command of the parade — and of him.
The Uninvited Guest
After Ron walks out, the Forest of Dean becomes a trap: every night an unknown magic brushes their wards, and Harry and Hermione flee until they're spent — until they decide to stop and face the uninvited guest head-on.
Protocols of Passion
By day he's an Auror trainee, she's a rising star of the Ministry; but behind the doors of the old house at Grimmauld Place, official protocols give way to the protocols of passion.
The Bequest of Death
Seven peaceful years after the war, Harry begins to heal without spells, to glimpse the future and hear the breath of the earth — and Hermione remains the only thread holding him to the world of the living.
The Smiling Man
Драко и Джинни в бегах ищут крышу над головой и стучатся в дом старого друга — но за этой дверью их ждёт не приют, а тёмное продолжение «Криков», где улыбка означает совсем не радость.
Altered Perspectives
Один случайный взгляд на вечеринке — и Гарри впервые видит в своей лучшей подруге не «ходячую энциклопедию», а женщину, чья тайна теперь не даёт ему ни спать, ни работать, ни дышать спокойно.
Illusion of exclusivity
История одной ночи, в которую Рон Уизли наконец перестал спать в полдень.
