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What do you do when you're Draco Malfoy, but your life has turned into a Muggle sitcom? The war is over, the Dark Lord is defeated, but for Draco the real hell is only beginning. The family fortune is confiscated, the reputation is in ruins, and his father counts every Knut, economising even on food. Ahead lies the eighth year at Hogwarts, where Draco has to survive with no money, no servants and no respect. But the worst part is watching the unbearably happy "Golden Couple", Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, who have everything Draco dreams of: fame, fortune and love. Can the former aristocrat reclaim his greatness using dodgy business schemes, cheap love potions and advice from expired books? Or has the universe firmly decided to prove that everybody hates Draco?

In an attempt to lure out Harry Potter, the Dark Lord orders the entire Weasley family captured. But, respecting their pureblood lineage, he forbids throwing them in the dungeons and commands that they be housed as «dear guests» in Malfoy Manor. For Lucius, true hell begins: his home turns into a farce, his peacocks into dinner, and his ancient artefacts into Muggle toys. And worst of all — the Lord, it seems, is rather enjoying it.

What if the world of Harry Potter were nothing but a game? A hyper-realistic MMORPG in closed alpha testing. And you're one of its developers, accidentally stranded inside it. At first it seems like paradise: cheat codes, boundless power, the freedom to reshape the world however you please. But every game has an owner. And when you get too caught up in editing someone else's code, be ready for the day ROOT_ADMIN comes looking for you. And he'll have his own plans for your account.

She didn't turn evil. She turned radically efficient. Worn down by injustice and hollow words, Hermione Granger takes matters into her own hands: a Taboo on slurs, immortality through the desecration of great books, and one global spell that changes society forever. She meant well. It turned out... the way it always does — but on an industrial scale. And now her name is one people are afraid to say aloud.

Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries lays bare the secrets of the department itself.

As it turns out, Ron is no cowardly hanger-on but a dangerous lunatic loosed upon an unsuspecting public — one that, after more than a decade of the Weasley family's madness, is rather used to it by now. Harry Potter is about to find out.

When all three rivals die before the Third Task, Harry decides to bring an unusual approach to a dangerous situation — caution. It also lets him take revenge on everyone at once. Besides, he really does need to finish that Potions essay.

Он хотел покорить мир, а покорил десять соток огорода. Он мечтал об армии Пожирателей смерти, а получил уважение деревенских мужиков. Лорд Волдеморт думал, что спрятался от Поттера в русской глуши, но нашёл там нечто гораздо более важное — самого себя. И когда прошлое всё-таки постучится в его дверь, оно будет пахнуть не озоном от заклятий, а квашеной капустой и... перемирием?