Everybody Hates Draco

moreWhat do you do when you're Draco Malfoy, but your life has turned into a Muggle sitcom? The war is over, the Dark Lord is defeated, but for Draco the real hell is only beginning. The family fortune is confiscated, the reputation is in ruins, and his father counts every Knut, economising even on food. Ahead lies the eighth year at Hogwarts, where Draco has to survive with no money, no servants and no respect. But the worst part is watching the unbearably happy "Golden Couple", Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, who have everything Draco dreams of: fame, fortune and love. Can the former aristocrat reclaim his greatness using dodgy business schemes, cheap love potions and advice from expired books? Or has the universe firmly decided to prove that everybody hates Draco?