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All HHR.ONE stories tagged «флафф». TBrein — Harry/Hermione original universe.
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Добрый, заботливый, умный — Гарри Поттер кажется идеальным мужем для Гермионы. Но её отец Алан Грейнджер уверен: худшего зятя и представить нельзя. Пока молодожёны гостят у родителей, покой семьи нарушает одна-единственная вещь — люстра над обеденным столом. Chandelier
Добрый, заботливый, умный — Гарри Поттер кажется идеальным мужем для Гермионы. Но её отец Алан Грейнджер уверен: худшего зятя и представить нельзя. Пока молодожёны гостят у родителей, покой семьи нарушает одна-единственная вещь — люстра над обеденным столом.
Readers: 4
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Thirteen miniatures by Amethyst about Harry and Hermione — from November 2003, starting with a three-minute ficlet about a broomstick flight, through to August 2007, when the author left the fandom. Sketches, conversations, quarrels and quiet confessions in the Gryffindor common room, in the corridors after Hogwarts, and in Hogsmeade. Each story runs roughly a thousand to two thousand words; the mood shifts from pure fluff to angst to comedy. Every chapter stands on its own and can be read in any order; a header with the rating and a link to the original opens each story. Amethyst: Pumpkin Pie Miniatures I
Thirteen miniatures by Amethyst about Harry and Hermione — from November 2003, starting with a three-minute ficlet about a broomstick flight, through to August 2007, when the author left the fandom. Sketches, conversations, quarrels and quiet confessions in the Gryffindor common room, in the corridors after Hogwarts, and in Hogsmeade. Each story runs roughly a thousand to two thousand words; the mood shifts from pure fluff to angst to comedy. Every chapter stands on its own and can be read in any order; a header with the rating and a link to the original opens each story.
Readers: 10
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Tired of everyone's constant attention and expectations, Ron Weasley decides to play dumb to dodge trouble. His scheme works perfectly — until Molly starts dropping pointed hints about a romance with Hermione. With that nowhere in his plans, Ron cooks up a cunning workaround: he pretends to agree with his mother while secretly trying to bring Harry and Hermione together. Following his plan, Ron tumbles into one absurd, comic situation after another, balancing his mother's expectations against his true intentions. His bumbling attempts at playing Cupid lead to unexpected results — and reveal the real depth of his cunning and resourcefulness. Ron: Playing in the Shadows
Tired of everyone's constant attention and expectations, Ron Weasley decides to play dumb to dodge trouble. His scheme works perfectly — until Molly starts dropping pointed hints about a romance with Hermione. With that nowhere in his plans, Ron cooks up a cunning workaround: he pretends to agree with his mother while secretly trying to bring Harry and Hermione together. Following his plan, Ron tumbles into one absurd, comic situation after another, balancing his mother's expectations against his true intentions. His bumbling attempts at playing Cupid lead to unexpected results — and reveal the real depth of his cunning and resourcefulness.
Readers: 7
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October 1998, eighth year. Luna Lovegood picks up a paradox alarm, finds a phial on her desk she has no memory of brewing, and a note in her own careful hand. A few hours and one turn of the time-turner later she has to explain to Harry Potter why the last two years of his life were somebody else's work — and why the only honest potion in this story doesn't create love but simply reveals it. A light, talky comedy about a time loop in which everything has already happened: all that's left is not to get in its way. Cause and Effect
October 1998, eighth year. Luna Lovegood picks up a paradox alarm, finds a phial on her desk she has no memory of brewing, and a note in her own careful hand. A few hours and one turn of the time-turner later she has to explain to Harry Potter why the last two years of his life were somebody else's work — and why the only honest potion in this story doesn't create love but simply reveals it. A light, talky comedy about a time loop in which everything has already happened: all that's left is not to get in its way.
Readers: 6
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What happens when a cynical crisis manager from our world — for whom «love» is an inefficient waste of resources and «friendship» a dubious asset — ends up in the body of a Hufflepuff? Right: he starts «optimizing» Hogwarts. His new project is Harry Potter, a prime asset with zero understanding of KPIs. The goal — to forge the «Brain» and the «Icon» into an efficient alliance with high ROI. He never suspected that his corporate jargon and Gantt charts would become the best matchmaking in the world. Project "Potter", or KPI for the Chosen One
What happens when a cynical crisis manager from our world — for whom «love» is an inefficient waste of resources and «friendship» a dubious asset — ends up in the body of a Hufflepuff? Right: he starts «optimizing» Hogwarts. His new project is Harry Potter, a prime asset with zero understanding of KPIs. The goal — to forge the «Brain» and the «Icon» into an efficient alliance with high ROI. He never suspected that his corporate jargon and Gantt charts would become the best matchmaking in the world.
Readers: 6
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To Hermione Granger he had always been the best friend she needed to protect. But the boy she once knew is gone. In his place stands a man whose power frightens her and whose gaze makes her heart skip. One rainy evening, when Harry Potter appears at her door with a single red rose in hand, Hermione understands: the game of friendship is over. What lies behind his newfound confidence, and is there a place for her in his new life? By Candlelight
To Hermione Granger he had always been the best friend she needed to protect. But the boy she once knew is gone. In his place stands a man whose power frightens her and whose gaze makes her heart skip. One rainy evening, when Harry Potter appears at her door with a single red rose in hand, Hermione understands: the game of friendship is over. What lies behind his newfound confidence, and is there a place for her in his new life?
Readers: 8
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The summer after fifth year becomes unbearable for Harry. Sirius's death and life at the Dursleys' threaten to shatter what's left of his sanity and his control over his magic. To keep his mind intact while still satisfying Dumbledore's demands about the blood protection, Harry and Hermione find the perfect legal and magical loophole. They transform the hated cupboard under the stairs into a luxurious flat with its own private entrance, where the Dursleys' rules no longer reach. A Suite Under the Stairs
The summer after fifth year becomes unbearable for Harry. Sirius's death and life at the Dursleys' threaten to shatter what's left of his sanity and his control over his magic. To keep his mind intact while still satisfying Dumbledore's demands about the blood protection, Harry and Hermione find the perfect legal and magical loophole. They transform the hated cupboard under the stairs into a luxurious flat with its own private entrance, where the Dursleys' rules no longer reach.
Readers: 9
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Sixth year has turned into a cheap soap opera. Ron is busy with Lavender, Hermione cries in empty classrooms, and Harry feels like a viewer who has lost the remote. In a fit of desperation — and an irresistible urge to see his best friend smile again — Harry decides to spend his prize: a tiny vial of Felix Felicis. He hoped the luck would let him fix everything, but he never foresaw midnight rounds with Filch, the solving of impossible equations, or the potion wearing off at the most inconvenient moment imaginable. A story about how true happiness needs no «liquid luck» — it's enough to simply be yourself. Even if you smell of pumpkin juice. A Potion of Luck
Sixth year has turned into a cheap soap opera. Ron is busy with Lavender, Hermione cries in empty classrooms, and Harry feels like a viewer who has lost the remote. In a fit of desperation — and an irresistible urge to see his best friend smile again — Harry decides to spend his prize: a tiny vial of Felix Felicis. He hoped the luck would let him fix everything, but he never foresaw midnight rounds with Filch, the solving of impossible equations, or the potion wearing off at the most inconvenient moment imaginable. A story about how true happiness needs no «liquid luck» — it's enough to simply be yourself. Even if you smell of pumpkin juice.
Readers: 6
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If Harry Potter were offered a choice — face the Hungarian Horntail one more time or open the Yule Ball with a dance — he'd pick the dragon. A dragon makes sense; a waltz is ancient torture invented to humiliate Gryffindors. But McGonagall won't budge, and Harry has only one option left: ask for help from the one person who knows everything. Even if those dance lessons in an empty classroom turn their friendship on its head. Scarier Than a Dragon
If Harry Potter were offered a choice — face the Hungarian Horntail one more time or open the Yule Ball with a dance — he'd pick the dragon. A dragon makes sense; a waltz is ancient torture invented to humiliate Gryffindors. But McGonagall won't budge, and Harry has only one option left: ask for help from the one person who knows everything. Even if those dance lessons in an empty classroom turn their friendship on its head.
Readers: 6
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While making a birthday cake for Ron, Hermione accidentally sits on it and leaves a rather indecent imprint. Magic helps disguise the damage, but the pent-up passion finds its outlet the moment the guests have gone. Dessert for the Winner
While making a birthday cake for Ron, Hermione accidentally sits on it and leaves a rather indecent imprint. Magic helps disguise the damage, but the pent-up passion finds its outlet the moment the guests have gone.
Readers: 9
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The war is over, yet for Auror Harry Potter peacetime still feels like someone else's life. When the Ministry asks him to trade his battle robes for a Santa suit to bring Christmas to the children of Hogwarts, he's ready to flee the most ridiculous mission of his career. But not even the Chosen One can hold out against Hermione Granger, who promptly names herself his "head Christmas elf." Forced to spend every hour together — choosing gifts, rehearsing their "ho-ho-ho" — Harry and Hermione discover that the most important magic is the kind that kindles between two hearts on the eve of Christmas. Operation 'Ho-Ho-Ho'
The war is over, yet for Auror Harry Potter peacetime still feels like someone else's life. When the Ministry asks him to trade his battle robes for a Santa suit to bring Christmas to the children of Hogwarts, he's ready to flee the most ridiculous mission of his career. But not even the Chosen One can hold out against Hermione Granger, who promptly names herself his "head Christmas elf." Forced to spend every hour together — choosing gifts, rehearsing their "ho-ho-ho" — Harry and Hermione discover that the most important magic is the kind that kindles between two hearts on the eve of Christmas.
Readers: 6
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What do you do when the dullest day at Hogwarts turns into a public humiliation? Harry and Hermione find an answer to their own peril when an attempt to uncover an old castle secret turns them into the heroes of a ridiculous operatic ballad. While Ron spreads rumours of a deadly curse, they have to find a way to shut up before they sing themselves into real trouble — and perhaps realise that some songs are better lived out than sung. The Ballad of Harry and Hermione, or the Curse of Barnabas the Bewildered
What do you do when the dullest day at Hogwarts turns into a public humiliation? Harry and Hermione find an answer to their own peril when an attempt to uncover an old castle secret turns them into the heroes of a ridiculous operatic ballad. While Ron spreads rumours of a deadly curse, they have to find a way to shut up before they sing themselves into real trouble — and perhaps realise that some songs are better lived out than sung.
Readers: 4
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A light, breezy little piece in which Hermione dismantles one of the most irritating clichés of Harry Potter fanfiction. Featuring: thoroughly mistaken Ron and Ginny. Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad
A light, breezy little piece in which Hermione dismantles one of the most irritating clichés of Harry Potter fanfiction. Featuring: thoroughly mistaken Ron and Ginny.
Readers: 10
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Rain, the kitchen, Hermione in his old T-shirt buried in a volume of runic potions. Harry stands in the doorway, unable to take his eyes off her. They've loved each other so long they no longer remember when it began. A small, passionate vignette about a couple whose magic sparks even in their quietest gestures. Accio Orgasm
Rain, the kitchen, Hermione in his old T-shirt buried in a volume of runic potions. Harry stands in the doorway, unable to take his eyes off her. They've loved each other so long they no longer remember when it began. A small, passionate vignette about a couple whose magic sparks even in their quietest gestures.
Readers: 11
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Harry Potter wants to give Hermione Granger something more than a material gift — a moment to share, teaching her to fly and helping her face her fear of the broom. Over the course of this enchanted evening by the Black Lake their friendship grows into something more, as Harry at last finds the courage to confess his feelings. Together they rise not only into the sky, but into a new and deeper feeling for each other. A Flight Toward Feelings
Harry Potter wants to give Hermione Granger something more than a material gift — a moment to share, teaching her to fly and helping her face her fear of the broom. Over the course of this enchanted evening by the Black Lake their friendship grows into something more, as Harry at last finds the courage to confess his feelings. Together they rise not only into the sky, but into a new and deeper feeling for each other.
Readers: 5
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Hermione decides to give Harry a truly special gift for his eighteenth birthday. She arranges a romantic surprise in the library of the house at Grimmauld Place, where together they share a moment that will change their relationship forever. That night becomes the beginning of a new chapter for them — one full of love and hope. The Gift That Changed Everything
Hermione decides to give Harry a truly special gift for his eighteenth birthday. She arranges a romantic surprise in the library of the house at Grimmauld Place, where together they share a moment that will change their relationship forever. That night becomes the beginning of a new chapter for them — one full of love and hope.
Readers: 9
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Harry Potter comes home after a gruelling day at the Ministry, expecting his usual quiet evening. But Hermione Granger has prepared a special surprise in honour of a Muggle holiday — February 23rd. Tonight the war hero must lay down his arms and surrender completely to the woman he loves, because she has decided her «protector» needs to rest while she takes command of everything — his body included. A story of passion, unconditional trust, and the magic that flares to life when the candles go out. February 23rd
Harry Potter comes home after a gruelling day at the Ministry, expecting his usual quiet evening. But Hermione Granger has prepared a special surprise in honour of a Muggle holiday — February 23rd. Tonight the war hero must lay down his arms and surrender completely to the woman he loves, because she has decided her «protector» needs to rest while she takes command of everything — his body included. A story of passion, unconditional trust, and the magic that flares to life when the candles go out.
Readers: 13
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Christmas at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place. Arthur Weasley is wounded, Sirius is sinking into depression, and the house is steeped in gloom. Harry and Hermione are left alone in the old Black mansion, where they must battle not only the dust and the doxies but also find light in the darkest of times — discovering that their friendship has grown into something more. A story about how love becomes a shield against the dark. Christmas for Two
Christmas at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place. Arthur Weasley is wounded, Sirius is sinking into depression, and the house is steeped in gloom. Harry and Hermione are left alone in the old Black mansion, where they must battle not only the dust and the doxies but also find light in the darkest of times — discovering that their friendship has grown into something more. A story about how love becomes a shield against the dark.
Readers: 4
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A quiet morning at Grimmauld Place. Harry watches Hermione sleep and remembers how it all began — the still evenings by the fire, a night-time trip to a Muggle supermarket, and the pumpkin pie Ron ate single-handedly. A small fluffy vignette about friendship turning into love. Morning Light and the Taste of Pumpkin Pie
A quiet morning at Grimmauld Place. Harry watches Hermione sleep and remembers how it all began — the still evenings by the fire, a night-time trip to a Muggle supermarket, and the pumpkin pie Ron ate single-handedly. A small fluffy vignette about friendship turning into love.
Readers: 9
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Harry hated Tuesdays. And once Hermione dropped her Time-Turner and the two of them ended up trapped in the very same day, he hated them especially. To break the loop, they have to live this Tuesday all the way through. And, it seems, only now will they truly see each other for the first time. The Time Loop
Harry hated Tuesdays. And once Hermione dropped her Time-Turner and the two of them ended up trapped in the very same day, he hated them especially. To break the loop, they have to live this Tuesday all the way through. And, it seems, only now will they truly see each other for the first time.
Readers: 9
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Harmony is a fragile thing, especially when you live in a school full of magic, hormones and ancient evil. Crookshanks — Hermione's cat and self-proclaimed Keeper of Balance — has successfully matched his Mistress with the Boy Who Lived, but there's no time to rest on his laurels. A new scent has crept into the castle: rot, fear and dead magic, radiating from Draco Malfoy and leading straight to the Room of Requirement. While Harry tries to convince his friends that Malfoy is a Death Eater and Hermione demands logical proof, Crookshanks takes matters into his own paws. He must make a daring night raid, fetch a grisly piece of evidence and force his foolish kittens to unite in the face of real danger. For when the shadows gather, only true closeness can become a shield against the Dark. Shadows in the Golden Glow
Harmony is a fragile thing, especially when you live in a school full of magic, hormones and ancient evil. Crookshanks — Hermione's cat and self-proclaimed Keeper of Balance — has successfully matched his Mistress with the Boy Who Lived, but there's no time to rest on his laurels. A new scent has crept into the castle: rot, fear and dead magic, radiating from Draco Malfoy and leading straight to the Room of Requirement. While Harry tries to convince his friends that Malfoy is a Death Eater and Hermione demands logical proof, Crookshanks takes matters into his own paws. He must make a daring night raid, fetch a grisly piece of evidence and force his foolish kittens to unite in the face of real danger. For when the shadows gather, only true closeness can become a shield against the Dark.
Readers: 8
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They say animals can sense good people. Crookshanks, Hermione's cat, senses something greater — perfect unions. Watching Ron's clumsy attempts to win his mistress, he sees only falseness and imbalance. But when Harry is near her, the world fills with harmony. One coincidence, a second, a third... Perhaps these aren't coincidences at all, but a carefully planned operation by the craftiest matchmaker in Hogwarts history? The Path to Harmony
They say animals can sense good people. Crookshanks, Hermione's cat, senses something greater — perfect unions. Watching Ron's clumsy attempts to win his mistress, he sees only falseness and imbalance. But when Harry is near her, the world fills with harmony. One coincidence, a second, a third... Perhaps these aren't coincidences at all, but a carefully planned operation by the craftiest matchmaker in Hogwarts history?
Readers: 7
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Гарри Поттер страдает от таинственного недуга, который не поддаётся стандартным целительским чарам. К счастью, Гермиона Грейнджер находит в древнем фолианте описание единственного лекарства — крайне специфической и интимной процедуры. Вот только настоящая болезнь Гарри — это вовсе не магия, а его собственная слепота. Лекарство для Поттера
Гарри Поттер страдает от таинственного недуга, который не поддаётся стандартным целительским чарам. К счастью, Гермиона Грейнджер находит в древнем фолианте описание единственного лекарства — крайне специфической и интимной процедуры. Вот только настоящая болезнь Гарри — это вовсе не магия, а его собственная слепота.
Readers: 10
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Шестой курс, поздний вечер в гостиной Гриффиндора. Гермиона вымотана эссе, уязвлена воркованием Рона с Лавандой и доведена до точки чужими сплетнями. Когда Ромильда Вейн в очередной раз проходится по поводу того, что «Избранный целоваться не умеет», у отличницы прорывается плотина — и она решает опровергнуть голословное утверждение единственным доступным способом: эмпирически. Беда в том, что контрпример, выставленный на всеобщее обозрение, опровергает совсем не ту гипотезу. Лёгкая романтическая комедия о сорвавшемся эксперименте, уязвлённой гордости и о том, как трудно бывает заметить очевидное, когда оно стоит рядом уже пять лет. Look at this!
Шестой курс, поздний вечер в гостиной Гриффиндора. Гермиона вымотана эссе, уязвлена воркованием Рона с Лавандой и доведена до точки чужими сплетнями. Когда Ромильда Вейн в очередной раз проходится по поводу того, что «Избранный целоваться не умеет», у отличницы прорывается плотина — и она решает опровергнуть голословное утверждение единственным доступным способом: эмпирически. Беда в том, что контрпример, выставленный на всеобщее обозрение, опровергает совсем не ту гипотезу. Лёгкая романтическая комедия о сорвавшемся эксперименте, уязвлённой гордости и о том, как трудно бывает заметить очевидное, когда оно стоит рядом уже пять лет.
Readers: 16
