«повседневность»

In an attempt to lure out Harry Potter, the Dark Lord orders the entire Weasley family captured. But, respecting their pureblood lineage, he forbids throwing them in the dungeons and commands that they be housed as «dear guests» in Malfoy Manor. For Lucius, true hell begins: his home turns into a farce, his peacocks into dinner, and his ancient artefacts into Muggle toys. And worst of all — the Lord, it seems, is rather enjoying it.

What happens when a cynical crisis manager from our world — for whom «love» is an inefficient waste of resources and «friendship» a dubious asset — ends up in the body of a Hufflepuff? Right: he starts «optimizing» Hogwarts. His new project is Harry Potter, a prime asset with zero understanding of KPIs. The goal — to forge the «Brain» and the «Icon» into an efficient alliance with high ROI. He never suspected that his corporate jargon and Gantt charts would become the best matchmaking in the world.

What happens if a hungry, exhausted Ron Weasley accidentally hands Professor Snape a detailed recipe for roast chicken instead of his potions essay? Catastrophe? Expulsion? Or… something else entirely?

If Harry Potter were offered a choice — face the Hungarian Horntail one more time or open the Yule Ball with a dance — he'd pick the dragon. A dragon makes sense; a waltz is ancient torture invented to humiliate Gryffindors. But McGonagall won't budge, and Harry has only one option left: ask for help from the one person who knows everything. Even if those dance lessons in an empty classroom turn their friendship on its head.

While making a birthday cake for Ron, Hermione accidentally sits on it and leaves a rather indecent imprint. Magic helps disguise the damage, but the pent-up passion finds its outlet the moment the guests have gone.

While Harry Potter was saving the world and Hermione Granger was rewriting its laws, Ron Weasley discovered YouTube. Determined to prove to Muggles that wizards can... do something too, he launches his own channel. Now toasters explode, IKEA furniture collapses into rubble, and millions of subscribers adore the "Russian comedian with genius special effects." Harry and Hermione can only watch in horror as their best friend accidentally becomes a worldwide celebrity, breaking every conceivable and inconceivable law along the way.

Ron Weasley notices Harry and Hermione growing closer. At first he's jealous and feels left out, trying to make sense of his own feelings for Hermione. After talking it through with his friends, Ron comes to accept their relationship and realises that his own attraction to Hermione was only a teenage crush, not real love.

A quiet morning at Grimmauld Place. Harry watches Hermione sleep and remembers how it all began — the still evenings by the fire, a night-time trip to a Muggle supermarket, and the pumpkin pie Ron ate single-handedly. A small fluffy vignette about friendship turning into love.

Harry tries to explain to his and Hermione's five-year-old daughter Lily what sex is, when she starts asking questions.

Harmony is a fragile thing, especially when you live in a school full of magic, hormones and ancient evil. Crookshanks — Hermione's cat and self-proclaimed Keeper of Balance — has successfully matched his Mistress with the Boy Who Lived, but there's no time to rest on his laurels. A new scent has crept into the castle: rot, fear and dead magic, radiating from Draco Malfoy and leading straight to the Room of Requirement. While Harry tries to convince his friends that Malfoy is a Death Eater and Hermione demands logical proof, Crookshanks takes matters into his own paws. He must make a daring night raid, fetch a grisly piece of evidence and force his foolish kittens to unite in the face of real danger. For when the shadows gather, only true closeness can become a shield against the Dark.

They say animals can sense good people. Crookshanks, Hermione's cat, senses something greater — perfect unions. Watching Ron's clumsy attempts to win his mistress, he sees only falseness and imbalance. But when Harry is near her, the world fills with harmony. One coincidence, a second, a third... Perhaps these aren't coincidences at all, but a carefully planned operation by the craftiest matchmaker in Hogwarts history?

Они устали быть героями и злодеями. Гарри, Гермиона, Волдеморт, Снейп — все они искали покой, но нашли его в самом неожиданном месте на Земле. В деревне Глухие Буераки, где уважение завоёвывают не магией, а умением топить баню, а самый страшный враг — не Тёмный Лорд, а колорадский жук. История о том, как злейшие враги становятся соседями, а возможно, даже семьёй.