The Ballad of Harry and Hermione, or the Curse of Barnabas the Bewildered

moreWhat do you do when the dullest day at Hogwarts turns into a public humiliation? Harry and Hermione find an answer to their own peril when an attempt to uncover an old castle secret turns them into the heroes of a ridiculous operatic ballad. While Ron spreads rumours of a deadly curse, they have to find a way to shut up before they sing themselves into real trouble — and perhaps realise that some songs are better lived out than sung.